http://www.calzowned.org A Horde Guild on Destromath Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:06:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Somewhere, deep in the bowels of the Blizzard Entertainment Command Bunker… Blizzard Employbot #37: I hate to disturb you sir, but he's back. BRDE:mg (III): Who is, 37? 37: That mage sir, it's an email this time. BRDE:mg (III): Getting me demoted last time wasn't enough? Pretend we ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/08/25/dear-mr-blizzard/ (ok, not an ode, in fact, it barely qualifies as writing curse you...) Why do you have plague us, With parasites and such, I'm trying to top some meters here, This side thing's just too much. 'specially Chutoi's big cow butt, A bovine behind's a drag, He gets half way to Afriel oh man, he starts to lag! but ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/08/11/an-ode-to-p5/ Somewhere In The Barrens. (1.General) Illidan: Is this thing on? (1.General) HairyPotter: Four Weddings and a Murloc... (1.General) Illidan: LFG - Black Temple - Need Paladin, Mage, Priest, Rogue. (1.General) Deathzor: Dude, b@#ch'n name! (1.General) Narutwo: Thanks! (1.General) Sanitee: Reported for illegal name, enjoy your ban Illidude. (1.General) Deathzor: Not you nubwipe, him, the Illidan guy. (1.General) Sanitee: ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/07/14/looking-for-group/ DP Demonic Press Updated 1 hour, 14 minutes ago. Black Temple - Shadowmoon Valley Tragedy struck deep in the heart of Outlands Sunday night when a peaceful evening vigil within Black Temple was shattered by the screams of the dieing. Witnesses say around two dozen armed militants entered the temple at around 8:50pm Central time, ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/07/07/tragedy-in-black-temple/ Somewhere, deep in the bowels of the Blizzard Entertainment Command Bunker... Blizzard Employee #37: Sir, we have a problem. Blizzard Raid Development Engineer, middle grade (class II): <Sighs> What is it now, 37? #37: We've received a call from an angry player sir, a mage. BRDE:mg (II): An angry ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/07/03/a-brief-raid-interlude/ Brought to you via Stertly... The floating head is no more. Tonight Calzowned vanquished the three face horror known as the Reliquary of Souls. On our first night of attempts we got our feet wet learning the fight through all three phases. We might have ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/07/03/we-suffered-at-first-but-we-had-the-desire%e2%80%a6-then-we-got-angry/ No, not talking about a rolling stop. It took exactly three tries to lance the boil on Gurtogg's hairy... Well, let's not go there. This guild, casual though it may be, has a tendency to blow through the more mundane bosses the moment you blink, and they did it to me again last ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/06/22/1-2-3-thats-good-enough-for-me/ Archimonde down.   This one felt good. Really, really good. It took our fair share of nights to get Archimonde to finally drop for us. Lots of simmering frustration and lip biting... concerns about whether we'd manage it or not. This one was different from Gorefiend though, in that ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/06/16/mage-solos-archimonde/ Teron Gorefiend down, Archimonde teetering. It's funny how sometimes the best strategy is just to walk away. After a brief break from progression raids, we came back and dropped Gorefiend on our second serious attempt, which left plenty of time to go back and visit Archimonde. Even with several new people, ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/06/09/ghost-of-a-chance/ Azgalor Down. Archimonde on deck. What is it with Blizz, and standing in fire? I suppose it's one way to tell if people are asleep at the wheel or not. Tonight we got our first real shots at Azgalor and it really felt like the night was on ... http://www.calzowned.org/2008/04/21/is-it-getting-hot-in-here/