Excuse me Lady Death, but you are next on my dance card…

Just a quick update…

Now that holidays are over and R/L is on the back burner again it’s time to look at getting another kick at the ICC can.  Over the holidays many of us turned to downing the 10 man versions and were very successful and some of us even set new person records of whoreish deeds by becoming Exhalted with the Ashen Verdict already and that’s cool *Cough WHORE Cough*.  Now we have moved our 25 mans back into ICC and having downed Lord Marrowgar where it was brought to our attention that “yes he does have a pelvis”.  These things are a very necessary part of raiding content and the mechanics for such need to be worked out (hahaha).

Next up for Calzowned is Lady Death and with raid turnout improving and the masses (Brick) searching for ways to make our lives easier so that Nas doesn’t in his words “put his head through a wall”.  Be sure to check the forums and don’t be afraid to read up on the upcoming encounters.  Just because your GS says 5k doesn’t mean you can heal, dps or tank.  GS doesn’t fix stupid so help yourself and run some instances on your own.  Lady Death is another fight that will require us as a whole to work together and down her.  If we take the time and turn down the suck we will soon be moving on to Bear Ass Rockets and the fun that is the Gun Ship. (Formally accepting bets on who is the first tard to fly off the ship when we get there).


Calzowned is still in the process of recruiting so in a post on the forums, you need to  make sure to answer the following questions:

1. Why Calzowned?
2. What are you hoping to get out of WOW?
3. What are you hoping to get out of a guild?
4. How many hours per week to you normally play, and what nights?
5. What is your character’s role in raids?
6. What is your raid experience?
7. What is your feeling on pvp?
8. How old are you?

Thanks for your time and remember to  look into getting some gear and Help Us Help You.


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